A little bird was flying south for the winter, when he became too cold and fell to the ground and froze. While lying there a cow came by and dropped some shit on it. As the bird lay there in the shit, he realized how warm he was and realized that the shit was actually thawing him out. He lay there all warm and happy and began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the little bird singing and came to investigate. Discovering the bird was under the dung, the cat promptly dug the bird out and ate him.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of the shit is your friend.
3. When you are in deep shit, keep your mouth shut.

This page was last updated on Saturday, 18 March 2006

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