• Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree that I don't have.
  
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of it's intentions.
  
• I collided with a stationary truck that was coming the other way.
  
• The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
  
• I pulled away from the side of the road. Glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
  
• I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car.
  
• I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
  
• The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy with a big mouth.
  
• I was thrown from the car as it left the road, I was later found by some stray cows.
  
• The telephone pole was approaching, I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front end.
  
• I had been driving for 40 years when I feel asleep, causing the accident.
  
• As I approached the intersection, a signal appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
  
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian.
  
• My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
  
• An invisible car came out of nowhere and struck my car and vanished.
  
• I told the police that I was not injured but on removing my hat, found that I had a fractured skull.
  
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
  
• The pedestrian had no idea which way to run, so I ran over him.
  
• I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

This page was last updated on Saturday, 18 March 2006

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