| HEALTH TERM | MEANING |
|---|---|
| Artery | The study of paintings |
| Bacteria | The back door of a cafeteria |
| Barium | What the doctors do when a patient dies |
| Bowel | A letter like a, e, i, o, or u |
| Caesarean Section | A neighbourhood in Rome |
| Cat Scan | Made eye contact with her |
| Cauterize | Conceited |
| Colic | A sheep dog |
| D & C | Home of the nations' capital |
| Dilate | To live long and prosper |
| Enema | Not a friend |
| Fester | Quicker |
| Genital | Not a Jew |
| G.I. Series | Soldier football game |
| Hangnail | Coathook |
| Impotent | Distinguished or well known |
| Labor Pains | Getting hurt at work |
| Medical Staff | A doctor's cane |
| Morbid | A higher offer |
| Nitrates | Cheaper than day rates |
| Node | Was made aware of |
| Outpatient | A person who fainted |
| Pap Smear | A fatherhood test |
| Pelvis | A cousin to Elvis |
| Postoperative | A letter carrier |
| Recovery Room | A place to do upholstery |
| Rectum | Damn near killed 'em |
| Seizure | Roman Emperor |
| Tablet | A small table |
| Terminal Illness | Getting sick at the airport |
| Tumor | More than one |
| Urine | Opposite of you're out |
| Varicose | Nearby |
| Vein | Conceited |
This page was last updated on Saturday, 18 March 2006
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