When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be boss.

• The brain said, "Since I do all the thinking and control everything, I should be the boss."
• The feet said, "Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, I should be boss."
• The hands said, "Since I do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be boss."
• The eyes said, "Since I must keep a look out for all of you and tell you where danger lurks, I should be boss."

And so it went, the heart, the ears, the lungs, and finally the asshole spoke up and demanded that it be made boss. All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of asshole being boss. The asshole was so angered that he blocked himself off (This is a "FAMILY" pun!) and refused to function.

• Soon the brain went feverish.
• The eyes crossed and ached, the feet were too weak to walk.
• The hands hung limply at the sides, the lungs and heart struggled to keep going.

All pleaded with the brain to rescind and let the asshole be boss. And so it happened. All the other parts did the work and the asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of shit.

The moral of this story:

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